Should we tell them how many of their grandchildren we’ve swallowed? What about the fetuses we’ve flushed down the drain? Should we tell them?
I watched in horror as our peaceful protest turned into a Black Tuesday… I was afraid we may have lost this battle to the government.
One of my chores as an officer’s daughter was to sit down, straighten out the N20 notes, arrange them neatly and count.
I want my wedding to be the most glamorous, outrageous and ostentatious wedding my guests will ever attend.
My sister enrolled me in a catering school before I killed her with my badly cooked foods.
I come from a family of bad dancers but, this was only a small comfort. I am the worst dancer of the lot…
I had a grand total of US$2. Do I want to go out with her? YES! Should I do so on a US$2 budget? Probably not. If I do decide to do it, how the hell was I going to do so with US$2?
I’m the type of girlfriend who goes into a store to get sanitary pads and comes back with the nice pair of socks she saw on the rack for her man.
I’ve literally been around Africa in the past few weeks, right from my room, of course
Should I still promote my friend’s or relative’s work even when I do not like it?
Laycon kept chesting L after L after L. Like bruh! Leave the freaking room! She doesn’t like you!
It seems my days of celibacy will soon be over. Praise Jesus!
That phase of our life was over a long time ago. But this does not mean that I stopped liking him.