Did you know that Pigs’ orgasms last for 30 minutes? That’s wild, guys!!!
Persons with albinism do not have magical powers.
I called until I ran out of ideas of what other excuses to give for calling. Worse, dude wasn’t reciprocating, and that was plain annoying.
Truth be said, men think of sex most of the time, even while enjoying other activities.
I started writing because I needed to survive
Party was over. Curtains were drawn and I was left with Dick. Oops, 🙊 sorry…
I have refused to subject my brain, heart and mind to planning my white and traditional weddings in my head, for my mothers to come fight me on the details.
I miss hugging, holding hands, kissing… I MISS LIVING.
It’s not that I’m afraid to fall in love, I’m just afraid to fall apart