I’ve read the most absurd conspiracy theories of this X-mas thingy that I’m forced to wonder if it’s the same Jesus
Documenting my days from the first of December, leading up to Christmas and a little after
It’s the end of a decade people! Let’s check out what 2019 was like as we embark on the journey into a new decade.
2019 has indeed been an interesting and entertaining year in Nigeria and globally. During the course of the year, many celebrities were in the news for several not-so-nice reasons and scandal.
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart 💋
One of my colleagues was doing her make-up, the insects in my eyes, under the influence of my villagers, pushed me and I went on to paint my face and lips. I killed the look with my ‘Happy New Year’ glasses, feeling like the paragon of beauty I know I am.
As at 10:30pm, I had started to lose my home training. It seemed I was the only one in the VIP section bent on enjoying the night regardless of the delay.
It’s been an amazing musical year in Nigeria. Here is a list of the top 50 Nigerian songs of 2019
Check out my 5 favourite Nigerian Christmas songs. This Yoruba version of ‘Jingle Bells’ by Florocka is my absolute most favourite!
Remember all those choreographies we did when we were young; where you have to wear white gloves, white socks, white shirt and black skirt/trousers?
I swear, I thought about eloping. I just wanted to travel somewhere with blue ocean, palm trees, and sit on a bamboo rocking chair in my bikini and sunglasses, sipping lemonade while I listen to Wizkid’s Soundman album
It is a giving. Some employees get groundnut oil and rice from their employers, while some get either rice or groundnut oil.
Like can they just stick with one hustle already? Which one is mixing British English up with American accent?
Now that I’ve been scammed into adulthood where there is no more Santa and his gifts unless I take my wallet and debit card to the market, by myself, to get me my wishes.
I write this with the most carefully selected words when I say, that was the longest, most-boring church service I’ve ever attended in my life.