All about life and the relationship between people and things
I had a grand total of US$2. Do I want to go out with her? YES! Should I do so on a US$2 budget? Probably not. If I do decide to do it, how the hell was I going to do so with US$2?
I’ve literally been around Africa in the past few weeks, right from my room, of course
Laycon kept chesting L after L after L. Like bruh! Leave the freaking room! She doesn’t like you!
It seems my days of celibacy will soon be over. Praise Jesus!
That phase of our life was over a long time ago. But this does not mean that I stopped liking him.
Her: Is her hug warmer than mine?
Him: You are my rest.
Just so they don’t say we didn’t do anything for you, read through and discover how to eat your cake (eba) and still have it (a flat tummy).
“Please…” I begged with a shaky voice. “Please, I want you”.
I am now jobless in the midst of a pandemic. I’m known for doing crazy things but even this scares me.
“Your eggs don’t know about your decision to wait… You are a woman. You won’t always be young…”
I know I like fine ladies, especially those with ass and hips, but I never thought much about it.
Special shout out to Brighto for being the Lord Baelish and ultimate conspirator in the house, turning everyone against each other
When is God’s time ever going to come… What is the point of celibacy then if the ‘sinners’ got all the good men?
“Baby, can you feel me?” …A lump formed in my throat; yes, I could feel him -it. It seemed like it was breathing and getting harder under my palm.