All about life and the relationship between people and things
One of my chores as an officer’s daughter was to sit down, straighten out the N20 notes, arrange them neatly and count.
I want my wedding to be the most glamorous, outrageous and ostentatious wedding my guests will ever attend.
My sister enrolled me in a catering school before I killed her with my badly cooked foods.
I come from a family of bad dancers but, this was only a small comfort. I am the worst dancer of the lot…
I had a grand total of US$2. Do I want to go out with her? YES! Should I do so on a US$2 budget? Probably not. If I do decide to do it, how the hell was I going to do so with US$2?
I’ve literally been around Africa in the past few weeks, right from my room, of course
Laycon kept chesting L after L after L. Like bruh! Leave the freaking room! She doesn’t like you!
It seems my days of celibacy will soon be over. Praise Jesus!
That phase of our life was over a long time ago. But this does not mean that I stopped liking him.
Her: Is her hug warmer than mine?
Him: You are my rest.
Just so they don’t say we didn’t do anything for you, read through and discover how to eat your cake (eba) and still have it (a flat tummy).
“Please…” I begged with a shaky voice. “Please, I want you”.
I am now jobless in the midst of a pandemic. I’m known for doing crazy things but even this scares me.
“Your eggs don’t know about your decision to wait… You are a woman. You won’t always be young…”