I want my wedding to be the most glamorous, outrageous and ostentatious wedding my guests will ever attend.
My sister enrolled me in a catering school before I killed her with my badly cooked foods.
I come from a family of bad dancers but, this was only a small comfort. I am the worst dancer of the lot…
I had a grand total of US$2. Do I want to go out with her? YES! Should I do so on a US$2 budget? Probably not. If I do decide to do it, how the hell was I going to do so with US$2?
Laycon kept chesting L after L after L. Like bruh! Leave the freaking room! She doesn’t like you!
That phase of our life was over a long time ago. But this does not mean that I stopped liking him.
Just so they don’t say we didn’t do anything for you, read through and discover how to eat your cake (eba) and still have it (a flat tummy).
Special shout out to Brighto for being the Lord Baelish and ultimate conspirator in the house, turning everyone against each other
A feminist is not a vindictive, bitter, hateful misandrist who sees no light or good in any man.
Truth be said, men think of sex most of the time, even while enjoying other activities.
It’s not that I’m afraid to fall in love, I’m just afraid to fall apart
Azuka means The one behind is greater but people use this name to refer to ladies who have a large buttocks