Co-authored by me (Bolaji Gelax) and you
My sister enrolled me in a catering school before I killed her with my badly cooked foods.
I come from a family of bad dancers but, this was only a small comfort. I am the worst dancer of the lot…
I had a grand total of US$2. Do I want to go out with her? YES! Should I do so on a US$2 budget? Probably not. If I do decide to do it, how the hell was I going to do so with US$2?
Laycon kept chesting L after L after L. Like bruh! Leave the freaking room! She doesn’t like you!
Her: Is her hug warmer than mine?
Him: You are my rest.
Just so they don’t say we didn’t do anything for you, read through and discover how to eat your cake (eba) and still have it (a flat tummy).