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Do not think I won’t tell my sisters that marriage is not an achievement
Who was the first person you talked to about sex? I bet it wasn’t your parents.
I don’t like to call myself lazy, I am just selective in the kind of tasks I liked to execute.
Africans should stop the headache of bickering about languages… I just cannot seem to get a hang
There are seconds, minutes, hours and then, there’s African Time.
I want my wedding to be the most glamorous, outrageous and ostentatious wedding my guests will ever attend.
My sister enrolled me in a catering school before I killed her with my badly cooked foods.
I come from a family of bad dancers but, this was only a small comfort. I am the worst dancer of the lot…
I had a grand total of US$2. Do I want to go out with her? YES! Should I do so on a US$2 budget? Probably not. If I do decide to do it, how the hell was I going to do so with US$2?
Laycon kept chesting L after L after L. Like bruh! Leave the freaking room! She doesn’t like you!
That phase of our life was over a long time ago. But this does not mean that I stopped liking him.
Her: Is her hug warmer than mine?
Him: You are my rest.
Just so they don’t say we didn’t do anything for you, read through and discover how to eat your cake (eba) and still have it (a flat tummy).
Special shout out to Brighto for being the Lord Baelish and ultimate conspirator in the house, turning everyone against each other