Second working day after the ban of motorcycles and tricycles in Lagos and I’m not getting myself at all.
Hey God…I wanted to die. “You brought me here to compete with prostitutes?”
“I will like to get down with you right now, if you’d permit me.” He added. Olorun iye! In the middle of Lagos road!
I think about the children who just like me, never really thrive in the cramming, repetition and recitation method of learning.
How do these scumbags sleep at night knowing they are messing with different ladies’ heart?
Okay, so this is what I tell people when they think I am Hausa or Muslim simply because I am from the Northern Part of Nigeria.
Should I press send? Should I press send? Or should I not?
To be honest, I asked myself this one question for a whole week. I know you’re wondering what’s up, is she ok? Yes, I am ok… that, I can answer. I wrote it all out and I was going to press send.
I detest it when someone keeps me waiting. Don’t get me wrong, I turn up late for some appointments too but I do not make people wait for 2 hours!!!…
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