Maybe I Shouldn’t Have Asked Him 😒

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You know how sometimes, you, all by yourself, go looking for what isn’t missing? Eh ehn, and when the yam now scatters inside stew, you start wondering who sent you in the first place. Well, that’s the story of my life.

So, my boyfriend and I were cool and all, but something in me thought, “Hmmm… wouldn’t it be nice to find something something somewhere, you know?” I then decided, I won’t be a good girlfriend if I didn’t ask him this personal question, even if it was just for the sake of asking. (Pa Fela must have been rubbing his chin with a mischievous grin on his face)

Anyway, that was how I randomly asked my boyfriend what his body count was. I knew I wasn’t ready for the answer Γ³Γ², but I just had this weird confidence that the number wouldn’t be bad.

Heheheee… turned out the number was bad, based on my own standard. Had I known!

Right now I am wallowing in jealousy for people I don’t even know. I keep imagining that perhaps whenever we are making out, he is thinking of his past experiences. Were they better than me? Was there something they did that I’m not doing? ‘Cause I am obviously not an expert in that regard.

I have sha made up my mind not to make out with him anymore.

I don’t know, what should I do? What I am feeling, is it OK or am I just being unreasonable?

1. Have you ever asked you partner for their body count before?

2. Did the answer shock you?

3. Should one even be asking for body count?

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Bolaji Gelax

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16 thoughts on “Maybe I Shouldn’t Have Asked Him 😒

  1. Since you asked, sweetheart, we’ll try to give you some answer. You should know that how you feel is totally natural. As humans, we tend to be proprietary – it’s the capitalist nature of man. So, your jealously is normal.

    My advise is: regardless of whatever experiences your partner(s) might have had in the past, you don’t have to compete with them. Create your own memories. If it is sex (should you decide to have it), be more concerned about how pleasurable it would be for both of you. Don’t overwhelm and exert yourself in bid to satisfy someone. Sex is meant to be enjoyed by everyone involved.

    Also, try sexual shticks that are peculiar to and work for you. Find your own rhythm and blues; let them be your trademarks. Good luck in your future endeavours.

  2. Why did I read question two in Bro Shaggi’s voice? Lmao.

    Omo Bolaji, you just reminded me of my ex who took me to church and right there before the altar, asked me to start writing down the names men I had been with. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Honestly, that information o neccessary. It doesn’t serve any purpose so what’s the point? If I’m asking about their sexual history it’s probably just to know they are not a walking STD dispenser or something.

    1. Heheheee… because you are a drama queen.

      Are you serious right now? For reals? I don’t even know how to react, walahi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Ah! About the STD dispensation, no need asking o, please just carry yourselves for tests, #shikena!

  3. At this stage of my life with the grey hairs on my eyebrow, I honestly do not give a flying fuck about body counts.

    Don’t ask me (because I will lie) and I won’t ask you. Are they using it to collect money from Firstbank? Abegi!

    The most important thing is for us to enjoy the moment and spend money.

    1. Kikikiii… be calming down πŸ˜‚

      But sha, na to enjoy life with the one we love and spend money sure pass o, make we no lie.

  4. The headache, heartache and sleepless imagination of assumed reality of what was, outweighs d knowledge. I’ll pass and live the present.


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