Judge not lest you shall be judged
A while back, I was returning home from work with two of my colleagues and there was this mad traffic jam at Ikeja-along. The best call to getting home in time was to board a bike straight from there to Egbeda.
Now, getting that bike was a matter of “the violent taketh it by force.” As in, the hustle was real!
Something something happened, my colleagues got a bike and I was left behind. By the time I eventually got one, the rush had gone down, so much so that my bike-man had to holler a few times for a second passenger. {Heavens alone know how long I had to wait🤦}
Suddenly, this very fine dark dude walked up to us as though we were his company’s driver & PA waiting to pick him up for a meeting.
“Egbeda?” he asked in a calm voice.
“Yes, Egbeda enter” The bike-man replied.
Fine dude got on the bike and off we went. The traffic was however still heavy; the bike-man had to zigzag through it and on three different occasions, he made us alight so the bike could be easily lifted off a side of the road to the other in order to change lanes. Lagos na wa!
But this is not even the gist. The gist is that, each time we entered a pothole, I found myself “flying up” and landing on dude’s crotch, where I would sit comfortably until the next pothole throws me up again and reposition me 😂. See ehn, I don’t know how to explain this but I think it is a slim people’s problem 🤷
NB: If you are on the slim side and you’ve ever experienced this “flying up” thing on bikes please indicate in the comment section before people think I’m just making up stories 😂
Anyway, back to my story. When I got to work the next day and recounted my crotch-sitting tale to my friend, he asked why I never told the dude to adjust.
I thought to myself, “Hmmm… that’s a very good question Bolaji”
Well, you guessed right, I had no answer 🙈🙊
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Dear reader, life is not that hard please. Be like me, always find the humor in every situation – even the most ridiculous ones 😉. Do have a great and hopefully light-traffic day on the streets of Lagos today.
Catch you next time! 🖤
PS: My sincere condolences to all loyal Super Eagles fans for last night’s loss 🇳🇬⚽
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She speaks the truth dearly endowed brethrens
Thanks for corroborating my claim dear @thatsmallfairgirl
So, I got a bit confused at the slim people part, it seems it can split both ways, meaning you could be referring to the guy and yourself. Then to the part where you didn’t ask for adjustments, it’s simple, girls like to be tickled, especially by a fine dude. Lemme end it there.
Gelax is the slim person in this story, why are you confused?
I’m not I exactly liked the tickling, I just didn’t want to embarrass him. Besides, why did he not adjust too?
Bolaji the crotch-sitter 😂
LOL…🙈
Well it happen to me 1nce… Me I was praying in my mind for the crotch to go down by the time d bike will highlight. Well well it’s a natural occurrence though… D crotch knw dey hear word at Dat moment, na wetin in like he go do…😁
LMAO 😂😂
I guess it has a mind of its own