Nah, you’re better than this, Gelax.
Tag: Bolaji Gelax
If African timing was a person…
We do have money now, right? Like we are rich and famous, aren’t we?
There’s little to no difference between Gelax the blogger and Gelax the… well, blogger.
I legit have holes instead of hips. Can you imagine?!
Just so they don’t say we didn’t do anything for you, read through and discover how to eat your cake (eba) and still have it (a flat tummy).
Is Gelax your actual name or a nickname?
Man, am I always in my birthday suit… jeez Gelax!
Like can they just stick with one hustle already? Which one is mixing British English up with American accent?
Now that I’ve been scammed into adulthood where there is no more Santa and his gifts unless I take my wallet and debit card to the market, by myself, to get me my wishes.
Christmas preparations as a teenager had me plucking feathers off dead chickens soaked in big bowls of hot water. Gosh! How I hated that smell.
She traced his broad chest down to his waist, struggling to get her hand on his penis but his zipper wouldn’t budge.
See ehn, my village people followed me to Lagos that day