I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart 💋
Tag: Christmas
As at 10:30pm, I had started to lose my home training. It seemed I was the only one in the VIP section bent on enjoying the night regardless of the delay.
Check out my 5 favourite Nigerian Christmas songs. This Yoruba version of ‘Jingle Bells’ by Florocka is my absolute most favourite!
Remember all those choreographies we did when we were young; where you have to wear white gloves, white socks, white shirt and black skirt/trousers?
I swear, I thought about eloping. I just wanted to travel somewhere with blue ocean, palm trees, and sit on a bamboo rocking chair in my bikini and sunglasses, sipping lemonade while I listen to Wizkid’s Soundman album
Like can they just stick with one hustle already? Which one is mixing British English up with American accent?
Now that I’ve been scammed into adulthood where there is no more Santa and his gifts unless I take my wallet and debit card to the market, by myself, to get me my wishes.
I write this with the most carefully selected words when I say, that was the longest, most-boring church service I’ve ever attended in my life.
That Christmas taught me never to look down or get too used to Christmas jollof rice, ever again.
Christmas preparations as a teenager had me plucking feathers off dead chickens soaked in big bowls of hot water. Gosh! How I hated that smell.
Christmas was also the only time I ever got new clothes. See, as I was the youngest child in the family, most of my clothes were hand-me-downs.
I know you’re going to say it’s still 115 days away, but I really can smell Christmas already.